April 2010
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America?
While at a San Jose Giants baseball game during the seventh inning...
Denise: What song is this they are singing?
Me: You mean "God Bless America"?
Denise: Oh...
Me: OMG Denise! How can you not know?!
Denise: (being a good sport) I forgot....They should sing "Star Spangled Banner" that's my favorite.
Me: It's a good thing we're going on that U.S. cross country road trip, so you can better learn your own country
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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A Pirate's Loss
Marian: Did you hear? The Pittsburgh Pirates suffered a great loss the other day...
Me: What happened?
Marian: They loss 20-0
Me: What?! You made it sound as if someone died...
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
“Someone comes into your life and half of you says, ‘Danger, stay in your cave,...”
– Robert Pattinson via Remember Me
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 7th
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“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become...”
– Ingrid Bergman
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Happy April Fools’ Day! Hopefully you weren’t punked too badly.
Apr 2nd