While at a San Jose Giants baseball game during the seventh inning...
Denise: What song is this they are singing?
Me: You mean "God Bless America"?
Me: OMG Denise! How can you not know?!
Denise: (being a good sport) I forgot....They should sing "Star Spangled Banner" that's my favorite.
Me: It's a good thing we're going on that U.S. cross country road trip, so you can better learn your own country
A Pirate's Loss
Marian: Did you hear? The Pittsburgh Pirates suffered a great loss the other day...
Me: What happened?
Marian: They loss 20-0
Me: What?! You made it sound as if someone died...
Someone comes into your life and half of you says, ‘Danger, stay in your cave,...– Robert Pattinson via Remember Me
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become...– Ingrid Bergman
Happy April Fools’ Day! Hopefully you weren’t punked too badly.