April 2010
14 posts
March 2010
30 posts
On how to beat an Xbox... →
dearcoketalk.com
How does a girl compete with the XBox 360?
My boyfriend ignores me all the time. We get home from work and he immediately heads for the couch and stays on it long after I go to bed.
We had a daughter about 2 years ago, so in the beginning my libido was none existent, but that’s changed….
its simple.
girls just need to learn to install an xbox in their uterus.
lol
“Writing isn’t about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it’s about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well. It’s about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy.”
—Stephen King
Telling Al Gore
- Me: Turn off the water while you're brushing your teeth! You're wasting.
- Marian: So what?
- Me: Don't make me tell Al Gore on you.
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
“The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.”
—Mark Twain (via kari-shma)
"Class" photo day
Today was the yearly Sharks team photo.
One of the highlight of the day, for me and I’m sure for many others, is that the Sharks players help escort the ladies across the slippery ice into position for the group photo.
This year, Sharks forward Scott Nichol assisted me. We spoke very briefly as he helped me shuffle across the ice. He was quite nice. And surprisingly not that tall.
“What am I? The Wizard of Oz? Need a heart? Need a brain? Go ahead, take mine, take everything that I have left.”
—Jacob Black, The Twilight Saga
“We loved with a love that was more than love.”
—Edgar Allan Poe (via quote-book)
“The price of greatness is responsibility.”
—Winston Churchill (via ireadintothings)
